16 January 2007

big brother




Well i thought i would put up a post about what i had heard on big brother the other night with Jack (Jade's boyfriend) and big brother i have made a picture to illustrate what i mean opposite he asked why have men got nipples we don't use them, big brother later replied that he was a dunce ..................................... only kidding he said that we were all women before we were born at 8 weeks we change to men or stay women jack was surprised to hear this that was him sorted








Then dumbo (jade) asked her question why do Eskimos not turn into icicles and how do they keep warm as they have NO ELECTRICITY that was fine until ................................................................................................. THIS IS BIG BROTHER CAN JADE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM, he then told her that Eskimos can't turn in icicles because their bodies have suited to the cold. WHAT DO YOU THINK HER NEXT SENTENCE WAS. IF THERE ARE ANY ESKIMOS WATCHING COULD THEY GIVE ME TEN MINUTES OF THEIR TIME. I have got a picture to illustrate what the people would look like if they were frozen.

I would think that even if Eskimos had a TV they would not be watching big brother UK even if they payed them.


Drawings courtesy of
Mr Sam Campbell

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